meltdowner: “wow I should really play that game I never finished” keeps refreshing tumblr
today in history while watching a video on the...
girl: *whispers* so is this like...based on a true story
ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum turns off his Animal Crossing game without saving.
YOLO: frillysparklybutts: Rick opened his tired... →
frillysparklybutts: Rick opened his tired eyes to find a sunny oval office, papers scattered on the floor, and a sleeping lump next to him. Breaking free of Barack’s strong arms, he pushed himself up off the floor and scanned the room. His head pounded, and, ignoring the pain, he struggled…
havingajonfire: idk much about this rick santorum guy aside from the fact that he’s basically the anti-christ but what i have derived from multiple pictures on my dash is that he always looks like he accidentally sat down on a dildo but is trying really hard to stay calm cool and collected just the eyebrow raise gives u away
fuckyeahricksantorum: ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum can’t find the remote during an ASPCA commercial. the commercial made him cry and realize that he wanted to help save animals so he started a donkey rehabilitation centre where he provides donkeys with food and sweater vests
I’ve been forced to explain homosexuality to my kids (aged 3 and 4) because...– KateP, Internet commenter (via cocklordsimone) Children so readily accept that love is love. And love is good. Adults could really learn a thing or two from them. (via sweet-llama-cheeks)
mostgay: Every musical should have one minor character who is aware that everyone is singing and dancing and extremely confused and terrified
fuckyeahricksantorum: heart4rescue: #When life gives you crazy politicians #You write gay fanfiction always
From now on, instead of saying "that's so gay" (a...
sigh okay then thanks a lot assholes
recklesschants: i hope rick santorum is really groggy one morning & isn’t paying attention to which tube is which & puts anti-fungal cream on his toothbrush instead of toothpaste.
la-fin-des-hypocrites: I hope Rick Santorum is listening to his favorite song and one of his earbuds dies.
fuckyeahricksantorum: balitosisx: I hope Rick Santorum makes a really personal post on Tumblr, straight from the heart, and he only gets two notes.
fuckyeahricksantorum: ghoulgrrrl: I hope every time Rick Santorum tries to open a can of pop it fizzes over and makes a wet spot on his pants that makes it look like he peed himself but he enjoys the moistness
fuckyeahricksantorum: blueandbluer: I hope Santorum always gets his period on days when he’s wearing light-colored pants.
crookedsin: I hope Rick Santorum wins 1st place in the Mario Kart Grand Prix only to realize he’s been looking at Mitt Romney’s half of the screen the entire time.
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE